You Sexy Avocado!

I’m listening to a great Prince song while I’m writing this blog. Only the true fans will know which one, as it connects well with the title of this post. Anywhoooo, let’s talk about avocado sexiness. Avocados are amazing fruit that offer your body a great source of plant based fat in the form of oleic acid, which reduces inflammation and the risk of cancer. It also contains vitamins A, B, C, E, K, folate, potassium, beta carotene, and small amounts of beneficial minerals. What I like most about this fruit is that it’s beneficial for any eating lifestyle – keto, vegan, vegetarian, paleo, epi-paleo, standard American diet. No matter what you’re following, avocados will bless you. They are loaded with fiber which helps with weight loss and metabolic health. The fat in avocados can help you absorb the nutrients in other foods you consume. In fact, I bet you didn’t know that these babies are great for your eye health, too.

Take a look at an avocado and tell me what part of the body it resembles. I say it looks alot like a woman’s womb. While I see the womb, the Aztec saw testicles because the fruit dangled low from the tree. In fact, they called avocado trees by the word for testicle trees in their native language. Since it’s so rich in vitamin E, the sex vitamin, many say that avocados are aphrodisiacs. Ironically, they houses huge seeds on the inside that can be planted to produce more avocado trees. When a fruit is that fruitful, I know it must be good for us.

There are so many ways to eat avocados. You can make a salad dressing with them, add them to your tuna salad, make guacamole, or slice them up with some tomatoes. I’ve even found that adding some raw cacao, vanilla bean, and pitted dates yields an amazing chocolate pudding. There’s so many things you can do with this fruit. So go on, eat some avocados and get your sexy on.

Treating Your Lady vs. Tricking On Whores

Gentleman, we have survived another boo season. For those who don’t know, boo season is when women link up with guys in late summer — early autumn so when Christmas (on up to Valentines day), they can get gifts from some p***y whipped fool. Some dudes don’t care and figure since they got money, its okay to trick off some dough to get action from a woman. Others like the guys I respect have a different set of values that put us in a more alpha class of men.

TO TRICK OR NOT TO TRICK

Guys, if you meet a woman in August or September, she knows you make money, and is giving you all kinds of extra attention, BEWARE! Keep your wits about you, and only kick out cash or gifts if she has reciprocated with more than just intimacy.

We’re in an era where women are making their own money and paying their own bills, so it makes perfect sense to expect some act right from them. If she is fair or more than fair on her part when it comes to paying for things, then she’s a woman you can move forward with. But if you’re giving your all especially with paying out money somehow, way more than she has toward you, and she’s digging for more then you’re being played.

Some guys game are toooooo much in their pockets. If you’re quick to pay a woman’s bills, or buying them a bunch of stuff after just recently meeting them, claiming to be a gentleman, then you’re a trick. Guys who do this are suckers, and the women are gold diggers, or broke and hungry whores without shame. How I (along with the guys I respect) operate, we take our time with a woman before spending a dime.

HOW REAL MEN & PLAYERS DO IT

First we vibe on the phone to see if she can hold down a solid conversation, and if we can have sex with her right away. Some guys, if they feel they can smash soon will go for it, hit it then quit it. Others who have been there and done those kinds of actions already, may want something meaningful and probably won’t hit it unless she’s cute and he’s very horny.

If a woman seems decent, we won’t take her to any high class places because the object of the first few dates are to get to know someone, not sponsor some broke broad’s meals. You can make it a low cost date that’s romantic like a picnic on the beach, or a trip to a botanical garden then tea and a small meal at a poetry spot. If she’s more down to earth, take her to play a few games of pool and a slice of pizza. If she’s seems nice then just make it a movie night at her spot, after bringing over groceries and cooking for her. Or if she’s a girl from a small town, then fire up your grill and grill corn or fish or bar-b-q something she may like. Bottom line you don’t have to break the bank just getting to know her.

Me, what I do on the first phone conversation is put females to the Waffle House test. I tell her that for our first date, I want to go to the Waffle House to vibe and chill and enjoy each others company. If she objects to this idea strongly then I know she isn’t worth my time. If she’s down then maybe we can build toward something after that first date.

IF YOU GOT HER, ITS NOT TRICKING

As I stated earlier, when it comes to the spending of cash and giving of gifts, if she’s returning the favor and at times more than you expected, then you’re not tricking. If she’s playing her role and using her femininity to honor you as her king, and you decide to treat her out to places she wants to go, and/or pamper her from time to time, then you’re just maintaining your woman, not being a trick. Its a give and take, and not a one side take all kind of situation.

I break much of this down in my book Dragonflies in the Swamp, so please believe when I tell you that being a trick, paying or buying your way into favor with a woman, doesn’t make you look like a pimp. S-I-M-P, a simp (simpleton) is what any real mack or player calls you marks.

Remember to watch out before the holidays arrive, and protect your pockets pimps cause these whores, sack chasers, and gold diggers are ready for another run on some dude’s or a few dudes’ pockets. Preach, chuurch, tabernacle! 

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Hot Sex Secret for the Fellas!

This post is for the fellas! Strictly for the fellas. Valentine’s Day is coming up and I want you to be ready for that special night with your boo. Whether you want to be Drunk in Love, get some Sexual Healing, or get her to Back That Thang Up, I’ve got a secret for you. Since I know the ladies will read this even though it’s my gift to y’all, I’ll be sure to drop in a little something, something for them at the end. You all can thank me with gifts of 100% pure and raw cacao. Just kidding. Okay, I’m really serious. I need my Valentine’s Day gifts too.

Back to the fellas. What if I told you that the secret to great sex was inside of a pumpkin? Would you eat it? The adventurist in me dares you to try it. You see, raw pumpkin seeds are full of nutrients like zinc, selenium, iron, maganese, magnesium, vitamins B, C, D, E, K, potassium, calcium, niacin and phosphorous. Raw pumpkin seeds aren’t a miracle food and can’t do the job alone so of course, you’ll need to eat a clean diet, drink lots of pure water, and workout, as well.

Let’s examine a few of the nutrients in this gift from our creator. Zinc is necessary for optimal testosterone production in the body. It enhances overall prostate health and increases sperm production and quality. When your body doesn’t get the zinc it needs, it produces excessive amounts of the androgen hormone dihydrotestosterone (DHT). This pesky steroid is released in your hair follicles, sexual organs, and adrenal glands. So not only will raw pumpkin seeds make your more virile, those of you who might be experiencing male pattern baldness might start seeing your hair come back. This isn’t a condition for old men. It often starts in the twenties so it’s a great reason to keep your health on point.

In addition to enhancing your libido, prostate health, and helping with hair growth, raw pumpkin seeds also can contribute to lowering your cholesterol, enhanced immune functioning, and preventing kidney and heart disease. Be sure that your pumpkin seeds are raw. For those who may not like pumpkin seeds, pumpkin seed oil is a great option for you. Make sure it’s unrefined, virgin, and cold pressed.

And ladies, as I promised, here’s a little something for you from the archives. Check out my blog post Are You Juicy and you will thank me over and over and over again. Remember, I’ll take gifts for 100% pure and raw cacao.

If you’d like a consultation focused on enhancing your virility and fertility through natural means and spiritual practices, feel free to visit my website AwakenedVitality.com to purchase a consultation package. I’d love to work with you.

Peace and blessings.

An Internal Love Affair

What does it mean to be in an internal love affair? Now and days, everyone is looking for love. People are in search of love everywhere, whether it is at the club on Saturday night with the cutie who bought us a drink, or a chance encounter with the beauty at Starbucks, or at church in hopes for a spiritually righteous partner. We are looking for the perfect mate, in a boy/girl friend, husband/wife, or best friend/companion. We look for happiness, and joy, and for someone to complete us. And when our partner cannot live up to our expectations, we are left feeling empty and in search of our next fix for our addiction in our partners.. The temporary satisfaction from our fear of abandonment, the insecurities of whether we are good enough, and the longing for contentment and love keep us yearning for affection. The addiction creates the illusion of happiness. However, the only true solution can only be satisfied when we have a true connection with our Divine Self.

It is in balancing the masculine and feminine principles within our own being that true love and companionship can be found. Every external relationship that we are in is only mirroring the personal, internal relationship that we have with ourselves. All of creation is a manifestation of the union of the masculine and feminine principle, for example, heaven & earth, fire & water, sun & moon. Even our own existence is the manifestation of the union between our mother and father. Therefore, we must realize that the first relationship that we are in is the one with our very own self. If want to be loved, you must first love yourself. If you are searching for someone to live in harmony with, you must first find the balance and harmony in your own personal life. Our ancestors stated, “As above, so below; as within, so without.” It is impossible to experience something externally, without experiencing them internally first. Most people are unaware of this and spend the majority of their life looking for love in all the wrong places. The truth is that your Divine Mate exists within you. This relationship should be your main priority. You should learn to love, nurture and cultivate yourself so that your external relationship will be reflected. Love YourSelf First!!! Vibrate High, My Loves!!!

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